Enlightenment jokes

I hope these can enlighten up your day, by both giving a laugh and teaching something new and profound if you read the pages linked to by the bold text!

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Shh… don’t tell anyone, I am having fun making this stuff up


— What is the difference between you and I?

— We are both empty


— What does God do to create the universe?  [<- notice the present tense ]

— Nothing. God is encompasses subject and object, and so, never does a thing. Lazy bastard!


— What is the question to which there is no real answer?

All questions are that question. The answers to all questions are equally unreal


— What is the difference between God and a dog?

— The letters are reversed.

— Then what is the similarity between God and a dog?

— Neither actually exist outside the mind

— Then why are we talking about God and a dog?

— Both point to nothing


— Why do you never finish anything?

— There is no thing that can be finished. And no time in which to finish it


— Why is it impossible to stop?

— Because you never actually move!


— Why is the poorest the richest?

To have nothing is to be the source of creation


— Where are you going?

— To work

— What do you do?

— Nothing

— Seriously?

— There is nothing else to do. It is all that ever happens


— I just discovered I am not a human being!

— Then what kind of organism are you?

— An organ of Truth, an ambassador of nothing


— Is there a spherical Minecraft?

— Yes, you are in it!

note: Minecraft is an immensely popular (over 100 million copies sold) sand-boxed based video game based on placing 3D-blocks