I hope these can enlighten up your day
But.. we don’t need anything!
Shh… don’t tell anyone, I am having too much fun making this stuff up
— Why is it impossible to stop?
— Because you never move
— What is the difference between you and I?
— We are both empty
— What does God do to create the universe? [<- notice the present tense ]
— Nothing. God is both subject and object, never does a thing. Lazy bastard!
— What is the question to which there is no real answer?
— All questions are that question. The answers of all questions are equally unreal
— What is the difference between God and a dog?
— The letters are reversed.
— Then what is the similarity between God and a dog?
— Neither actually exist outside the mind
— Then why are we talking about God and a dog?
— Both point to nothing
— Why do you never finish anything?
— There is no thing that can be finished. And no time in which to finish it
— Why is the poorest the richest?
— To have nothing is to have the source of creation
— Where are you going?
— To work
— What do you do?
— There is nothing else to do. It is all that ever happens
— I just discovered I am not a human being!
— Then what kind of organism are you?
— An organ of Truth, an ambassador of nothing
— Is there a spherical Minecraft?
— Yes, you are in it!
note: Minecraft is an immensely popular (over 100 million copies sold) sand-boxed based video game based on placing 3D-blocks